If you look at the pictures below you may understand that we have a wild and crazy guy in our house. He elevates the terms curtain crawler, carpet-ape, and crumbsnatcher to new levels. This dude just can't sit still anymore. He empties the paper shredding basket. He dumps and hides his toys. He empties his mothers purse. He digs in the trash can if he thinks we won't catch him. We plays with himself in his diaper. He burps and laughs about it. He Fake burps and laughs about it. He farts and giggles about it. We hear him kicking the slats in his crib in his sleep.
Today he tried to run away from his mother at the home exhibition to meet some new people on his own and scored a free lawn flag from some poor childless sap at an exhibit before his mother could nab him. He was dissapointed that his mother took his eye poker away but someone handed him a stuffed moose before he could even consider whimpering about the repo-lady, which is basically what Katie is these days (lunch maid and repo-lady). We joke that while some people say that their kids were born 30 years old or born 50 years old; Katie and I are beginning to think that Simon was born 13.....
Simon and I watched the Lunar Eclipse on Wednesday night while Katie baby sat the screaming 4 month old from next door. He and I prefered the peace of a moonlight night to the throaty thunder of a freshly vaccinated infant.
Simon forget to test these to see if they were fresh before he put his feet in them. Can you say Bromodosis?
15 seconds of Simon's life in 4 photos.... really.
Is it time for bed yet, Kid? We are exhausted.
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