Look at him snuggled up to the guy in the cheap red suit! I know he thinks this is Santa, but let me tell you something....
I've been in that sleigh and I wouldn't have anything to do with that fake snuggling up to my Momma and lil bro' like he did. Buddy the Elf taught me how the real deal smells like peppermint and gingerbread and this phony smelled of cheap coffee and Old Spice. Now don't get me wrong, he was just crafty enough to try to blind my senses with a candy cane, but I could see through his sleigh of lies and refused to play along. I'll humor my poor naive folks and my clueless little bro, but I won't smile.
I'd much rather hang with my homey's Crash and Annie in the breakfast nook and keep it real like that.
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And just to prove the new little Dandy's turned complete photo-candy,
check out the new glamour shots below....
Peace out.
[Next post I'll try and do something about this whole Dude-tude.Christmas is coming after all, and I hear Santa (and Jesus) don't really appreciate this whole bad attidude/nihilism angle ....]
1 comment:
This is too cute...I'm with ya, Simon; why is that Santa snugglin' up on your pretty mama? :) And Finn is too scrumptious and looks JUST like Simon in that outfit!
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